deaniethebeanie:

arendellesque:

singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

then it just becomes a soap opera

you


brittanyschall:

Brittany Schall “Goodwill Fernando” 8 x 11 inches Graphite on Mylar 2014 brittanyschall.com

brittanyschall:

Brittany Schall
“Goodwill Fernando”
8 x 11 inches
Graphite on Mylar
2014
brittanyschall.com


suchplatinum:

You haven’t really listened to an album until you’ve listened to it laying in bed at 4 A.M. wallowing in self-pity


gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already


mapletheleonberger:

…what have I done?


2spookytomhiddles:

lollookatallthepeasants:

spookymaradyer:

creppyvevo:

spookywanweird:

fugrats:

godwithabod:

hey who wants to start a gang

ill ask my mom

my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay

my mom said its ok as long as im back before supper

my mom volunteers to carpool

Mom wants to know if we will be eating lunch there, or if I should just eat at home

my mom will make us some snacks


theawesomeadventurer:

they saw the chance and fucking sprinted with it

theawesomeadventurer:

they saw the chance and fucking sprinted with it



  • Status: Rain! :)
  • Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.


  • When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
  • When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
  • When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops

whatdouevenputhere:

sizvideos:

Video

pokadotsareswaggy

wtf-fun-factss:

One of the largest volcanic eruption in modern times -  WTF fun facts

wtf-fun-factss:

One of the largest volcanic eruption in modern times -  WTF fun facts


findsomethingtofightfor:

laracroftslover:

nobodycars:

THE HOLY TRINITY

don’t you mean the UNHOLY trinity?

Come with me

And you’ll be

In a world of pure procrastination


porkskins:

madgirl-without-a-box:

porkskins:

has anyone actually had a neighbor thats asked to borrow sugar

no but one time my neighbor arrived with 56 packages of sugar saying there was a sale and he gave us 10 for free

your neighbor is the type of person we read about in math books