mysticplatypus:

I CAN’T BREATHE

mysticplatypus:

I CAN’T BREATHE


supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked


lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from


abbythenormalone:

fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING 


tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’


stability:

iliketacosmeep:

stability:

i can almost feel myself getting stupider as this semester drags on

*more stupid

well there ya go




destroyedforcomfort:

blackfootbeauty:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now



That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era. 

omg

destroyedforcomfort:

blackfootbeauty:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era. 

omg


blownarry:

A list of links to some of the older episodes and movies for FREE, for all you Scooby-Doo fanatics out there! Enjoy! 
Episodes: 
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? Seasons 1-2
The Scooby-Doo Show Seasons 1-3 
What’s New, Scooby-Doo? Seasons 1-3 
The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo
A Pup Named Scooby-Doo
Scooby’s All-Star Laff-A-Lympics
Movies: 
Scooby-Doo! And The Alien Invaders 
Aloha Scooby-Doo!
Scooby-Doo! Abracadabra-Doo
Scooby-Doo! And The Monster of Mexico
Scooby-Doo! Music of The Vampire
Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island 
Scooby-Doo! And the Goblin King
Scooby-Doo Meets the Boo Brothers
Scooby-Doo! And the Samurai Sword
Scooby-Doo! And the Witch’s Ghost 
Scooby-Doo! And the Legend Of the Phantosaur
Scooby-Doo! And the Ghoul School 
Scooby Goes Hollywood 
Scooby-Doo! And the Cyber Chase 
Scooby-Doo! And the Reluctant Werewolf 
Scooby-Doo! In Arabian Nights 
Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright 
Scooby-Doo! And the Loch Ness Monster
Scooby-Doo! And the Mecha Mutt Menace 
Scooby-Doo! Pirates, Ahoy! 
Chill Out, Scooby-Doo!

blownarry:

A list of links to some of the older episodes and movies for FREE, for all you Scooby-Doo fanatics out there! Enjoy! 

Episodes: 

Movies: 


draumstafir:

rogerrrs:

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things


reichenfeels:

I have hilarious friends

reichenfeels:

I have hilarious friends


"Sunshine all the time makes a desert"

Arab proverb

These simple words are so profound & thought provoking.

(via thaihaha)



ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.