How long is a moment - WTF fun facts
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one time in high school i was sick with strep throat but the school refused to let me leave until after lunch and i was miserable all morning. so as revenge i coughed on my hands and rubbed them all up and down the stair well railing because i was angry and miserable.
about a month later literally half the school was sick with strep and bad colds. oops.
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better
Another from Reddit:
"Another example of how blades break"
finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive
The Ebola outbreak in West Africa is accelerating and could grow six times larger to infect as many as 20,000 people, the World Health Organization said Thursday.
Amazon ruined our cat’s birthday but look how they made it up to her :D
tHIS IS WHAT GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE LOOKS LIKE
Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.